holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae)


rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan


queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

(Source: 4GIFs)


(Source: bloodyoathmate)


alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

(Source: sh1re)


(Source: positive-inking)


relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut


pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities


indiemusicfreak:

vv-olv:

I would never post a photo of myself in such a horrendous state, but I need to in this case.  This photo was taken when I was telling Matt how the song Me was the only thing that stopped me from killing myself almost a year ago. He was so genuine, looked me straight in the eyes like he was staring into my soul and he understood where I have been. I could not stop crying in front of him and I felt like an idiot, he gave me a hug and just said “it’s alright” He didn’t just shake my hand and walk off, he shook my hand with both of his hands, and while I was telling him about Me he had his hand on my shoulder the whole time. He also said that he recognised my face from the show, I was in the front row (probably the only guy), and was letting go of all the shit I’ve been through recently. He recognised that, and thanked me for being loyal to the band. I told him I didn’t have tickets to their sideshow tomorrow, he said he can me in to the show.  I am so humbled and still in shock

I’m getting so choked up oh my god

indiemusicfreak:

vv-olv:

I would never post a photo of myself in such a horrendous state, but I need to in this case.
This photo was taken when I was telling Matt how the song Me was the only thing that stopped me from killing myself almost a year ago. He was so genuine, looked me straight in the eyes like he was staring into my soul and he understood where I have been. I could not stop crying in front of him and I felt like an idiot, he gave me a hug and just said “it’s alright”
He didn’t just shake my hand and walk off, he shook my hand with both of his hands, and while I was telling him about Me he had his hand on my shoulder the whole time.
He also said that he recognised my face from the show, I was in the front row (probably the only guy), and was letting go of all the shit I’ve been through recently. He recognised that, and thanked me for being loyal to the band.
I told him I didn’t have tickets to their sideshow tomorrow, he said he can me in to the show.
I am so humbled and still in shock

I’m getting so choked up oh my god


  • me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass



(Source: distraction)